Steptoe and Son

Stripper Zita settles for any old iron when rag-and-bone man Harold Steptoe marries her after a wild stag night. Joining the newlyweds on honeymoon in Spain, rusty Albert tries putting his son's well-laid plans on the scrap heap. It seems he's succeeded when Harold deserts his bride, but before he can utter good riddance to bad rubbish Harold learns she's pregnant and he's the proud father of the litter!